Yeah, we're back.
But don't get too excited. We are super important these days, and don't have the time to babble silly rantings to our thousands of adoring fans.
Who are we kidding. We ain't got crap going on.
So anyways, why we are breaking our silence...
It's Christmas time!
We love Christmas.
Here is a little info we'd like to share really fast with you...
Tonight at 5:30, the city will be lighting the Christmas tree down by the clock on 9th. We know, we know, the clock doesn't work. But that's not what is important here.
After the tree ceremony, the Mayor is hosting his annual free dinner at the fire hall on 4th. So go eat!
Then tomorrow morning, the big event. The Christmas parade! Sadly, we won't be a part of it again this year, and we are sorry to deprive this fair town of the North Pole's Biggest Elf. Followed by Santa's Workshop at the community college.
Get out and have fun.
Bye for now...