The Weather Is News

Normally on Fridays here at the Newk, we
make a rather simple post, then give you the
weekend weather report with Nic Cage.

Today, we'll do the report first, then talk
about it.

Don't fear change, people.


Here's your Newk Weekend Weather Report:

"They say 5 inches is average."


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We know.

Sometimes Nic gets a little "risque" with
his weather reports.

It's obvious, that he is talking about the amount of snow
that's expect to fall today and tomorrow.

Actually, they say we could get up to 8 inches.
(Pittsburgh hasn't seen over 8 inches in one storm since 2003.)

That's a lot of snow.

Not as much as one of our friends in Baltimore is
expecting to have to broom off of his E-Class.

Where 24 inches is possible.

But that's what he gets for living in Baltimore, and
driving a nicer car than we do.

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Hopefully, you'll have enough time after buying
milk and rock salt, to read today's post.

Or maybe you have sworn off thenewk, after our
"vulgar" use of the word 'bitchy' in our facebook post
yesterday.

If that's the case, you are probably too busy volunteering
at the church to surf the internets.

Seriously though...

If you would like to express your dissatisfaction to us
here, please send an email to thenewkblog@gmail.com.

We promise to respond with language more suitable
for the internet.


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J-Dub Vegas Update:


J-Dub's final day in Las Vegas was a blur.

Here is what he remembers.


He ate the best burger ever at The Burger Bar located
at the Mandalay Bay...
(Kobe Beef, Pepper Jack Cheese, Jalapeno Bacon and a Fried Egg)


At the Bellagio water show...
We hope you liked following J-Dub's travels.

We plan on bringing you much more in the future.




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God speed, Chet.
You will be missed.