The Trouble With Hulton

So one of the bigger stories of note yesterday, was
that the Hulton Bridge in Oakmont would be
one lane.

Not only for yesterday, but also Tuesday
and Wednesday.

Between the hours of 9am to 2pm.

Normally, we wouldn't even mention this story.

But something seems off.

Maybe it's just us, but isn't that bridge always
one lane?

We get it, cars go both ways over that bridge everyday.

But that doesn't mean it's meant for that.

Don't you agree with us?

And on top of being too narrow...

It smells like butt.

The only thing that makes us even consider squeezing
over that bridge, is to get a Almond Torte Cake
from the Oakmont Bakery.
And we know what you're asking yourselves...

"Why, if you are coming from the Newk, would you
go around so you have to use the bridge? Why not
just go up Coxcomb?"

The reason for that is simple.

Going around, you can avoid that damn brick road.

Even if we just have to pass over it, it still ruins
our entire day.