Yo Newk!

We love getting emails.

Especially from our good friend, Frank the Stank...

Yo Newk!

Whats up? You guys talkin about pee this morning was some of the
best stuff i read in a long time. At first i was like huh, but then i started
to agree with you all. I like peeing in the bushs. Thats good stuff. I
think we should start a petition like those people mad at gunnys. If we
get enough dudes to sign that $h*t we might be good to walk
around like some of the pit bulls on my street just wettin telephone
polls like we dont even care. Lets do this.

Your boy,
Frank the Stank

You have no idea how much we love seeing Frank's
name in our inbox.

Seriously, he's like a gift from Newk heaven.

Do you feel the same way?

If so, let him know.