You Know This

We are all about the New Kensington/Arnold area
here at theNewk.com.

We try and keep you up to date with anything local that
we think you might give a squirt about.

It's not often that a story comes along, that is so HUGE,
we drop our local love for a day.

But it's Friday, and we ain't got no job...


But this story is huge.

Really huge.

Like ridiculously huge.

How huge?

This huge...



That's right people.

Hide yo kids, and hide yo wives.

The Hedgehog himself has his own brand of rum.

Dear lord.


This is some truly classy stuff.


Run out and get your bottle today.

And invite us over for a drink.

We promise to bring protection.