300 / We're Back / Wiener Clues

This is our 300th post.

Suck it, haters.


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Obviously, we are back.

Glad we could clear that up.

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This past Monday, we posted a picture of the "Wieners"
sign inside the Giant Eagle.

We said it was a clue for an upcoming post.

We weren't lying.

Here is said picture:

You may be asking yourself, "why did they take a
picture of the Wieners sign?"

And the answer is simple.

We are pervs.

But honestly, something about that section struck as
really strange that night.

See, it was Mother's Day, around 9pm or so.

We were doing our weekly shopping for jumbo and diet
Dr Pepper.

We came around the final corner, just past the milk, and
noticed something odd about the wieners section.

It was completely empty of wieners.

Seriously, it was like an Omega Mu mixer.
(If you got that reference, we love you.)

Here is a picture...


We asked ourselves...

"Are wieners the official food of Mother's Day?"

We then chuckled as we thought longer about that.

Whatever the case may be, it was a spooky sight.

The lack of wieners in Giant Eagle, made us uncomfortable,
yet oddly masculine.

We didn't ask any of the helpful staff about the lack of
wiener in the store.

That question would have ruined our masculinity
explosion for the night.

So this remains an unsolved mystery.

But it is an open case.

If you have any leads or theories, please email them
to us here at thenewkblog@gmail.com




Peace, Ya'll.