We Should Explain

We rarely feel the need to explain anything

to anyone.

But we feel like telling you all something.

You may have noticed a little bit of a lack of
news/content/stories around here as of late.

It's not our fault.

There is nothing going on around here, other
than high school sports, and missing kids in Arnold.

If there is one thing we are good at, it's taking a boring
local news story, and making it worth reading.

That's what we do.

But if there are no boring stories, we have nothing.

(Well, we could always take a nap.)

So yeah, that's the reason we've been boring the pants
off of you lately.

Speaking of having no pants on...

We currently aren't wearing any.

And we're having a beer.

If pantsless beer consumption were an Olympic
event, we'd at least get the bronze.


Have a good weekend, people.

And maybe something worthwhile will happen, and
we'll make it interesting.

Now get out there and make us proud.



~

Here is your Newk weekend weather report:

"It's gonna be warm and wet. Just like I like it."