Primary Pain In Our Ass

We couldn't be more excited that yesterday's
primary election is over.

Seriously.

If we found one more piece of "vote for me" crap
on our door as we returned home from work, we
would have punched ourselves right in the pie-hole.

We hate being bothered at home.

Leave us alone.

We are probably very busy doing something of
grave importance, like...

Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Catching up on our DVR.
Texting our friends.
Having a Wild Blue with some hot chick.
Thinking about napping.
Playing Modern Warfare 2.
Napping.
Watching the Deadliest Catch.

So there you have it.

Just a small list of things we could be doing, that
we can't be bothered during.

We are also tired of staring at the insane amount of
roadside signs for the candidates.

Especially the one with the chili pepper on it.

Who was that d-bag anyways?