The Path of Most Resistance

Chances are, some of you reading this attended Valley High School.

And if you are one of those proud few, chances are you probably walked to school.
(As this is the first year they are busing students.)

And even if you didn't come in the back way, we're sure you are familiar with "the path."

That's right.
Cook's Path.

Cook's Path was the place for many an event...

Meeting spot.
Cigarette break.
Make-out point.
Fight club.
General debauchery.
Beverage consumption.
Sex-ed.

You name it, that path has probably witnessed it.

But it seems as though the only thing the path will see in the future, is the local wildlife.

Because as of now, the path is closed.

Seriously, they didn't just come put a sign up, they put a 10ft high fence at the top.

Don't believe us?

See for yourself...


Yeah, that's right.
We went and took a picture just to prove it.

This is a sad day for all path alumni.

And a joyous day for the residents of Lower Charles.

As we took the picture, we overheard a local homeowner say...

"It's not that we don't like the kids that used the path, it's just that we don't
like kids in general. Buncha wise-ass hooligans, the lot of them. I think most of
them are hooked on the reefers."

I'll be honest, we didn't hear anyone say those things.
We just really enjoy talking like an old person.


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Now, if you have no idea what the path is, but you still read this entire piece.
We owe you something for wasting your time.

How about a joke?


A Nursery school teacher says to her class,
"Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."

The second little boy says "Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Tony from the back of the class stands up and asks
"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says "Anthony! Of course not!!!"

"OK. Then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants."