It Takes Balls To Play Tennis

Not only does it take balls.

It takes:
A Tennis Racket
Tennis Shoes
Tennis Court
Tennis Elbow
Lord Alfred Tennyson

To be honest, we don't know much about tennis.

But we do know that you will soon have another
place to play it in this area.

And this one is going to be indoors.

Yep, this 70,000 square-foot complex is going
to be built where the 84 Lumber used to reside
on Alpha Drive in Harmar.

It's going to feature tennis courts, a gym and a
running track.

Memberships will range in price from $50 - $130.

Do you wanna know the best part?

The best part is that it will only be a couple hundred
yards away from the only Burger King in this area.

And you know how we feel about Burger King here
at theNewk.

It's our mecca.

So if you like to get your serve and volley on, you
are probably getting rather excited.

If not, just think of junior whoppers and
BK chicken fries.


Where are our kleenex?

All hail the king!