Merry Christmas 2011!

Merry Christmas to all of you.

We truly are the gifts that keep giving.

Oops!

You!

You, are the gifts that keep giving.



Hopefully you got all of your shopping finished, and
all of your packages (haha, we said packages) got to your door safely.







Be safe.
Be happy.
Be drunk.

Eight Crazy Nights

We have friends with many different religions.

And even though we celebrate Christmas, we don't discriminate
here at theNewk.com.

And to prove that...





Happy Chanukah to our Jewish friends.

Four More Days (Christmas Week 2011)

We love Christmas.

We love the days leading up to Christmas even more.

They are filled with:

Evenings with friends.
Eggnog chugging.
Decorating passed out friend's faces.
Random acts of kindness.
Extreme house lighting displays.
And our favorite...

Holiday Photoshops.

Here is a great one...




We will say it again.

We love Christmas.

Random Picture Monday (12-19-11)

Tons of Christmas cheer gonna come outta this building this week.

Merry Christmas, Newk!

Merry Christmas, from the North Pole's Biggest Moose Knuckle!

Err... The North Pole's Biggest Elf!!!

Have a safe and happy holiday, everyone.

We'll see you next week.

We're Ready For The Fat Man

Yeah, yeah.

We still have 2 days until until the chubby dude slips
his big tookus down our chimney chute.

Fact is, we don't even have a chimney.

But, we do have a laundry chute.

Hmmm.

So anyways.

We finished up our wrapping last night, and ate a few
cookies that some friends gave us.

We didn't make it down to the House of 1000, even though
they were tapping a keg of Mad Elf, our favorite holiday brew.

We made our decision, and we have to deal with it.

Now, we really have nowhere to go with today's post, so
here is a list of some of the things we likely won't get
for Christmas, but we want them bad.

2 tickets to the Winter Classic
2 tickets to any Pens game
Blu Ray copy of Dirty Dancing
1 case of Mad Elf
Gift Certificate to any Bar/Pizza Shop in the area
5 orders of Steamed Dumplings from the Panda on Fifth
July 1982 copy of Playboy, featuring The Girls of Ma Bell
(Those phone broads are hot to trot. Hubba Hubba)
A new TV
(Not a 3-D one. We look terrible in those glasses.)
New Windshield Wipers, cause ours chatter.
A new Mangroomer


Thanks, Santa!

Get You Some Of This Spirit

We got tons of crap to wrap.

So we are posting a couple of our awesome videos.

One was made last year, and the other was shot
just last week.

We hope you enjoy.







Well, you better get back to getting
ready for the big day.

We are.

Best Lights In The City

Last New Years Eve, we wrote a piece about new street lights
coming to the downtown section of New Kensington.

Read about it HERE.

We were happy to hear this news.

It was the promise of a brighter day.

Er, brighter night.

Now, we kinda forgot about them, until we drove through town
the other night.

Now, before we show you the pictures we snapped with our phone,
we must warn you...

These are not David Cooper quality.

So please refrain from judging us.

Thank you.

It was snowing, and our wipers suck.

Cut us a break.

5 and 9

We kinda dig this one.

All kinds of lights in this one.



And just in case you forgot, here is a picture of the old lights.

Random Picture Monday (12-20-10)

He made a list, and he's filling it at Giant Eagle.

We Saw Him!

Kids of all ages...

Prepare to be amazed at the footage we shot last night
on Victoria Ave.

It's very rare that anyone gets to see the big guy before
Christmas day, but we were ready.

We are always ready.

We hope you are ready too.





We'd like to personally thank Santa, and all of his little helpers.

The feeling of Christmas spirit we got from seeing this great
tradition, was totally heart warming.

We hope you got just a tiny bit of spirit from this as well.


Merry Christmas to all.

Merry Christmas...

"Merry Christmas, shitter was full."


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Have a great day everyone.

We'll see you next week.

200 And Counting

So this here post that you are reading, is our
200th post on this site.

It seems like only yesterday that we made
this entry...

OUR FIRST POST EVER

Brilliant!
Bravo, us!

I bet, you knew right there and then, that
this place was destined for greatness.

Or maybe you thought it would be forgotten,
2 days after it started.

Either way, here we are.

Making movies.
Taking pictures.
Eating food.
Writing articles that are prize worthy.
Having visions of grandeur.
Solving the worlds problems.
Hosting giveaways.
blah blah blah.

So yeah, it's been a fun trip to this point.

And what are the odds that we hit this milestone,
smack dab in the middle of Christmas Week, on
Christmas Eve at that?

Weird, eh?

Actually, the more we think about it, there is
nothing weird about it at all.

Forget we said anything.


Okay, I gotta go clean and wrap crap.

Don't forget to leave Santa some cookies.

Another good holiday tip...

Sex, is always a wonderful gift.


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Today's Cousin Eddie Quote:

"Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils."

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Christmas is tomorrow.
Damn, that was quick.

Bright Lights, Big City

Today we are giving you the little video
we made of some local Christmas lights.

We have tons of crap to do today, so we're
going to keep this short.

Don't be mad.

Chances are, you should be doing something
other than watching videos online.

So there.

Hope you like it.




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Today's Cousin Eddie quote:

"I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill, with
nothin' between the ground and my brains but a
piece of government plastic."

~
1 Day til Christmas

We Do Parade Videos

For some strange reason, our specialty seems to
be making parade videos.

Bruce Springsteen writes songs.
Picasso paints pictures.
Tiger Woods wins tournaments.
Sean Penn acts.
Howard Stern does radio.
Lebron is a baller.
Tiger Woods bangs broads.
We make parade videos.

Everyone has a calling in life.

It sucks a little bit, that ours has no redeeming
value, or chance of making a living.

But it's the hand we've been dealt.

So, without further ado.

We present to you, the
New Kensington Christmas Parade 2009




What did you think?

Hey, even if you think it blew, it won't
ruin our Christmas spirit.

So, suck on that, hater.


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Here is today's installment, of our favorite
Cousin Eddie quotes...

"If that cat had nine lives, it sure used em' all."

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2 days till Christmas

Random Picture Monday (12-21-09)

This truck has the spirit.


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Not only is it Random Picture Monday, it's the start
of Christmas Week here at theNEWK.

The next 2 days, will bring 2 new videos.

We will also be keeping you updated, on any and all
news that's going on in the area.


It's a super busy week for us, but it's totally worth it.

We love Christmas.

Seriously.


We would like to thank everyone for their comments and
emails up to this point, wishing us happy holidays.

Keep em' coming.


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This might be our favorite feature of Christmas Week.

Each day, we will post one of the best Cousin Eddie
quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

"She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets
kicked by a mule, they go back. I don't know.

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3 days til Christmas