Wanna Play?

Being that we are internet gods, it is part of our godly
duties to pay attention to trends and new ideas.

One new thing we've discovered is a great new social game.
No, not the Tour de Franzia.

This one is called "The Phone Stack."


It helps end one of the worst new social trends in the world.

No, not Fart Huffing.

It helps put an end to people constantly talking/typing/twittering
while at dinner or drinks with friends.

Here is how the game works.

Step 1: Everyone at the table orders.
2: All phones are stacked (face down) on the table.
3: First person to crack and check their phone is the loser.
4: The loser gets to pay the bill/tab.
5: If nobody cracks, everyone pays their own share as usual.

You could even do it at home with your family.

Loser does dishes?

Hell, just mentioning the game when out with people, might be
enough to get your point across?

Either way, this game needed to be taught to our Newk brethren.

Take this information and do what you will with it.

Thursday Game (J-Dub Style)

Today we are playing a game.

We took J-Dug shopping with us on a recent road-trip.

He got lost in his favorite section of the store.


Can you find him?

(Hint: Clicking the picture should open up the full sized
version in another tab.)

(Hint #2: We suck at technical stuff, so the hint we just gave you
may be a total waste of your time.)

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Did you find him?

Email us @ thenewkblog@gmail.com and brag about it.

August Already

So it's August here in the Newk.

And what have you done?


Go through this list and give yourself a point for each one
you've done...


Did you go to Community Days?
Did you have a blizzard from Dairy Queen?
(Triple points if you had one from the Freeport Rd. location)
Did you spend time on the Allegheny River?
Did you walk the Valley track?
Did you have a beer at Joe's Place?
Did you drive past the Biff wall, and say "where the eff is it?"
Did you go to the Memorial Day Parade?
Did you attend the New Ken Fireworks Block Party?
Did you eat a Rosa's pizza?
Did you throw a brick at your tv after watching Brenchal
walk through the door on Big Brother 13?
Did you buy anything at the Mt. Vernon Yard Sales?
Did you eat pancakes at the EKCC?
Did you party on Farm Hill?
Did you buy a Biff shirt?
Did you "like" every facebook post we made?
(We know there is only one person to get this one...
shout out to John Doubt. Just sayin.)
Did you buy theNewk team a round of drinks?
Did you ask yourself... "Where has J-Dub been?"
Did you actually keep track of your score in this?


There it is.

Our Summer Game.




Post your score in the comments (if you can), or better yet,
under the link of this post on facebook.


Be a big winner like this guy.

The Big Reveal

So yesterday, we started a new game.

It's called...

Guess The Next Picture

(Title is both flashy and catchy, eh?)

So yeah, here was yesterday's picture, for those of
you non-daily readers.


Nice, right?

Now, we are assuming that many of you made great
guesses as to what the next picture would be.

We would actually know, but this post was written two
days ago.

Yeah, we roll that way sometimes.

So here is the next picture...

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What what!

It's J-Dub, on the scale.

He's a total rebel.



Did you guess it correctly?

Let us know what you thought of the game, huh?

Taking The High Road

We would have loved to bitch about some personal
crap on the site today, but, we are choosing
to take the high road.

It's how we roll.

So anyways.

We want to play a game.

It's called...

Guess The Next Picture

It's an awesome game.

As you will soon enough see.


We were going to explain how it works, like all in detail
and stuff.

But the name pretty much does all the explaining
that needs to be done.


Here is today's image...


So go ahead, and take a guess what tomorrow's picture
will be.

Do it here, or on our facebook page.

No, you don't win anything.

As we could easily cheat, and tell our friends the answer.


It just sounds like fun, right?

Do it.

Game Time Thursday

You know the rules.

Try and guess what and where this picture is, and
win nothing.

We had a pretty tough one last time.

We think this one is rather easy.

Is it?

Game Time Tuesday

Yeah, we are doing other stuff.

So we are going to play that game again.

The one where we take an image and focus on one part
of it, and you all try to guess what it is.

Most of you could care less, and that's fine.

Because we could care less, that you care less.

Suck on that.


Let's do this...



Seriously, this is a super hard one.

If you get it, we will be very impressed with you.