The Single Lane

When your morning carpool conversation has questions like... 

"What are these flat-looking road cone things called?" 

And you get answers like... 

"I don't give a $h!t what they're called, why the eff are they all over the bridge?" 

You know that construction season is in full effect. 

And any of you that use the Tarentum Bridge as a path to get to your 

place of business, you already know what we're talking about. 

It seems some work is being done across the river. 

So they decided that instead of having everyone bottleneck on the 

Tarentum side, they would have morning traffic be gridlock well past 

the Taco Bell intersection. 

It's probably the best plan of attack. 

But it surely doesn't seem that way as we sip 

our morning java, while trying to remember if we put deodorant on 

before we left the house. 

 Just thinking about that jagoff that always flies up past all the non-A-Hole 

humans in line, and squeezes in, as if where he has to be is 50 times 

more important than where we have to be, well... 

It chaps our ass. 

Speaking of awesome sayings like "chaps my ass," we are reminded of 

our dad. 

And this weekend is Father's Day. 

Yippee! 

We have something to write about tomorrow!