Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Gunny's Under Fire

The corner of McCandless and Kimball is a rather
well known spot in this area.


A place to meet friends.
A place to grab a drink.
A place to eat wings.
A place to eat other stuff.
A place to sing karaoke.
A place to be petitioned against.
A place to...

Wha wha what?!?

That's right, it seems a good many residents that live
near the popular watering hole, have waged a war
against Gunny's.

Saying the bar is unruly, noisy, has parking issues,
suspected drug activities, and even complaints
of public urination.

Valid issues in our eyes.

Although, we aren't so sure about the public urination.

We here at theNewk take a stance on very little.

We don't look for conflict, but, we are actually kinda
passive aggressive.

But hey, everyone has their faults.

Back to the peeing.

We really don't have an issue with it.

We believe taking a whiz outdoors, is a basic human right.

We understand it's against the law.

But so is smoking pot, even though nobody considers it
a valid crime.

We don't think it's right to just tinkle in the middle of Freeport Rd.

But a dark alley, or a random bush is cover enough for us.

Like this dandy of a shrubbery.

It's just begging for a good watering.

So anyways, we really don't have a stance on whether or
not Gunny's is to blame for the neighborhood problems.

But now you know where we stand (or squat) on peeing.


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Thanks for the input. Keep it real.