Friday, May 20, 2011

Last Post Ever

Seeing as we don't post on Saturdays.
(Where have you been, Angry Rich?)

This might be the last post we ever make.

Because, according to some people, the world is going to
end tomorrow.

Some big earthquake is supposed to hit, and all of mankind
will perish.

These predictions are based on some equations from the bible.

The date of May 21, 2011 may seem random, but it is based on a numerical analysis by Harold Camping, the president of Family Radio, a religious broadcaster based in California.

"According to Genesis, when the flood occurred in the year 4990, God told Noah that in seven days he would destroy the earth," Manny explained. "And he destroyed it in seven days.

"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.

Not only that, May 21 coincides with the 17th day of the second month of the calendar used during the Biblical flood, according to Camping.

So, if this is the last post, we should probably reveal
our secret identities.













The funny thing about the word "identities" is...

It sounds like the word titties is in it.


See you Monday!


Lucy said...

What Harold Camping also believed was that 23 years from the end of the "church age" would be the "great tribulation" (aka May 21, 2011). What he failed to add was the end of what he terms "the church age" was also the same month and year (May 1988) he was kicked out of his church....hello???? The quake is supposed to start in New Zealand at 6 pm....2 am our time (also the same time most bars close). If you wake up tomorrow morning and all is's safe to say we will be around to watch HINES WARD WIN DANCING WITH THE STARS THIS COMING WEEK(GO HINES!!!)....I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

The world is not going to end on Saturday...I know this because Oprah's last show is on Wednesday the 25th...Rumor has it God is a special guest!!!

James said...

Rapture = all good souls will be taken leaving the scum for hell on earth. This happened to new ken are long time ago. We're all prepared.

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