Thursday, January 13, 2011

Flame Off

We have it on good authority that the Pittsburgh Mills
Mystery Flame has been put out.

It was just yesterday that we explained to our 13 readers
what the heck that thing was.

Now, it's gone.

All we have are the glowing memories embedded deep
inside of our imaginative brains.

So to honor this fleeting light.

We would like to recognize some of our other
favorite flames.

The flame of a Zippo lighter.

JFK's Eternal Flame

Rock Band: The Flaming Lips

Calgary Flames Great: Joe Nieuwendyk

Porn Star: Penny Flame

And of course, the Olympic Flame.

And last, but not least...

Our Old High School Flame

We still own that tux.


In closing...

We will miss you, Pittsburgh Mills Mystery Flame.

You lit up our world, if only for the briefest of moments.


Seeds of Doom said...

I not I am not alone (okay, I probably am, but anyway...) in celebrating the NewK's flame to fame! You guys are HOT! In fact, I may have to text 911 and have the cyber-firefighters come over and put you out!! ROCK ON!!

Lucy said...

I thought you said "I" was HOT?????? (Ed's wife)

Seeds of Doom said...

Uh-oh. I think that mystery flame might have just got re-ignited!!!

theNEWK said...

You two crack us up.

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