I Felt It

That's what she said...


Yeah, we felt the tremors yesterday afternoon.

For those of you that have no idea what we're talking about.
As if there are any of you that just crawled out from under a rock.

The was an earthquake that hit Virginia yesterday, and the
shock waves were felt all over the east coast.

Even right here in the Newk.

Too bad it didn't shake that traffic light at Fifth and 9th
to the cement below, and smash that useless thing into 578 pieces.

Honestly, every day that light negatively affects our day.


Anyways, did you feel it?

And if so, what were you doing when you felt it?


We were peeing, and this is one time that it actually
wasn't our fault that we hit the rim.