Friday, April 16, 2010

Friday Is A Great Day For Email

As many of you know, we often get emails
from our readers.

And every so often, one of those email
sticks out from the others.

Way out.

So here it is.


Hey NewK People,
My friends and me read your site all the time. Some of the stuff you say is really funny. We are wondering if you are hiring. Cause we want jobs where we can sit around and talk about New Ken. We have funny stuff to say to. So what do you think? Can we come work for you? We will bring donuts. You should really hire us cause we worked at long john silvers and only got fired because we ate all the hush puppies one night. We also think we would make good workers is cause we order pizza really good. And we like chicken wings to. Just like you guys. So email us back and let us know when we can start. k thnx.
-Frank the Stank
We would post our reply, but it's just filled with LJS
hush puppy envy.

And we are not proud of our jealousy.

Have a great weekend, folks.

Here is you Newk Weekend Weather Report:

"What in the hell is going on around here?"


Unknown said...

I think I dated this guy in high school.His name was Frank and he was malignant with FUNK.(Hey Frank,call me).

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