Friday, July 3, 2009

NKCD Hangover.

Here are a few things we'd like to say to you before the holiday
weekend, that we should have said already this week, but we had a
community days hangover that is just starting to subside...

- The Springdale carnival is ending this weekend, sorry we forgot to
mention it.

- Our suggested beer to celebrate the 4th, is Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy.

- Very sorry to hear about Dave's Bar burning down. We had never
actually gone in there, and we regret that fact. Best of luck, Dave
and family.

- We hope all of you enter next week with the same amount of
fingers/digits that you currently use to type in our web address.

- This was posted from our Blackberry, while lying in bed, listening
to the rain drops hit our window air-conditioning unit. We are
getting sleepy again.

- Make sure if you are cooking pork this weekend, that you get that
core temperature up to at least 160 degrees, so you don't get your
friends and family sick.

- Citronella candles are not the suggested candle for birthday cakes.

- Mitch Hedberg might have been the funniest human to ever live. We
plan to celebrate that fact this Sunday.

"You shouldn't put stickers on a fruit. I know it has a smooth surface, but come on, fu@k, leave it be. That's why I'm eating an apple, because it's a one hand operation. Sticker removal is a two hand operation. This hand said "Let me have a break" and I said "Sure, you can hang to the side. I will have an apple." And I'm eating the apple, "It's cool, hand, you're hanging. Oh sh*t, there's a sticker. Sorry, dude, but you're back in action."

-Mitch Hedberg

- If you must, go to youtube and play Lee Greenwood singing "God
Bless The USA" as many as 1,000,000 times to get you fired up for
America. (Or watch it right here.)

Be safe, and have fun. (We suggest drinking and fornication...that's what Lee Greenwood would do.)


theNEWK said...

Is it too early to start drinking now?

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Thanks for the input. Keep it real.